What a bum!

I've been in bed all day, and I think I stink and my hair is already sticking out in all the wrong places, and I bet my face looks all greasy and stuff, and I've been putting on hold a couple projects which will make me miss an opportunity if I don't run in the showers right this very minute.

This is the most unproductive day ever and I've been up the whole 9 hours doing nothing, I repeat: nothing.

What is happening to me? And now I have to cram my celebrity articles or else!

Yea, I'm being lazy. This is bad.